mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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"She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile"
Marilyn Monroe (via missinyouiskillingme)

(Source: the-horrific-reality, via saltydreams)

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notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via stop)

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me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
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allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via jaycono)

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Anonymous asked: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

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meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

(Source: meladoodle, via trust)

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twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

(via telapathetic)

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zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

(Source: zaynandharrypls, via soundlyawake)

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via fake-mermaid)

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daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

(Source: princessblogonoke, via kyozumii)

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