sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via guy)

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via thehilariousblog)

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falconbrunch:

teasing the boys in the club like

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(Source: contraception, via tightvaginas)

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spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

(Source: twinkdancy, via lamelohan)

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bagmilk:

"i dismiss you, not the bell"

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(Source: heteroh, via jackballs)

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